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Universiti TOYOL?

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Assalamualaikum ...

Aku baru jek habis test ...
Macam biasalah ...
Kalau dah nama nyer test/exam ...
Mesti ada toyol berlegar-legar ...

Betul atau tak ...
Tak kira *kos apa yang korang ambik kat U/Kolej ...
Engineering ke, pendidikan ke, business ke, law ke, medic ke ... apa2 je ...
Mesti ada toyol masa test/exam ...
Mungkin bukan korang yang pelihara ...
Tapi mesti ada toyol dalam dewan peperiksaan ...
Betul bukan?

Masa aku tengah jawab exam tadi ...
Even aku memang tak pelihara toyol hari ni ...
Tapi aku ternampak toyol-toyol dalam hall tadi ...
Banyak ...
So, aku terpikir ... secara mendalam ...

Sebab apa graduan-graduan U kita tak setanding graduan U luar?
--- jauh sangat persoalan yang aku bawak ...

Dekat sket ... kenapa banyak sangat kes bangunan-bangunan runtuh?
Tanah-tanah runtuh ...
Kenapa dulu pernah ada kes sorang hamba Allah ni pernah ter-menerima darah
di jangkiti HIV/AIDS ...
Pernah ada baby yang terpotong jarinya masa dapat treatment kat hospital ...
Apa lagi eh?
Banyak kan kes-kes macam ni ...

Tapi korang terpikir ke ... mungkin semua tu berlaku
sebab masa zaman belajar dulu-dulu, manusia-manusia yang terlibat semua ni ...
memelihara TOYOL?

Universiti/Kolej TOYOL ...

Tapi masa aku kat universiti dulu ...
Sorang lecturer aku ni, mmg bagus giler ...
Assoc. Prof. Dr. WAWY ...
Setiap kali test/exam ...
Mesti dia ada tulis kat muka depan exam ...
"In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful!"
At first ada jugak toyol-toyol ...
After a while ...
Dr. ni explain ... kenapa dia tulis kalimah tu di muka depan soalan ...
Apa jadik?
Toyol-toyol dah lenyap ...
Kecuali Toyol-toyol siam jek ...
Diorang peduli apa kan?
I respect you Dr. WAWY!

Lastly,
Satu persoalan ...
Sebab apa dorang pelihara TOYOL? ... Korang semua fikirlah sendiri!

Assalamualaikum ...

Comments

  1. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    ToYoL??haha, hall tu berhantu setiap kali exam.. Gud luc Exam.. Tc!!

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  2. DyatFebruary 22, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    bro. hazarudin bagi saya integriti dalam perkara inilah yang perlu dipupuk dan ditekankan di universiti...

    kecewa,'penampilan' didefinisikan sebagai integriti.

    lahirlah situasi: pencuri tepung dihukum, pencuri duit kwsp di sanjung.

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  3. pujahFebruary 22, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    ko exam pe weh??ko amek ptd ke ape?

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  4. dukerobinFebruary 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    Alhamdulillah semenjak dulu Duke tak pernah "bela" toyol. Teringat kata ustaz masa time sekolah menengah "kamu meniru dalam exam, kamu pass exam tu dan dengan sijil exam itu kamu kerja dan kasi makan anak, bini" Fikirkan dimana keberkatannya?.....hehe sendiri mahu ingatlah.

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  5. marhaen vintajFebruary 26, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    haish,
    susah betul dalam kes tiru meniru ini.
    budak budak sekarang ini, kecil kecil dah pandai bela toyol,
    darjah dua dah bawa toyol masa ujian biasa.

    tapi dia lupa, cikgu yang duduk depan dia ini dah puluh tahun menghadap pendidikan formal, dah masak hangus dah dengan toyol dan segala selok belok tiru meniru nih.
    hehehehe

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  6. Mohd HazaruddinMarch 1, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    assalamualaikum ...

    toyol adalah binatang misteri ...
    yang selalu cube merosakkan manusia ...

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