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B****!

Assalamualaikum ...

Inilah cerita aku semasa dalam perjalanan balik dari KL - KB ...
Semasa kat KL aku sempatlah menonton Talentime & A Confession of 'Shopohalic' ...
Talentime mmg best!
Kalau tengok sorang-sorang lagi feel!

Well, semasa aku balik naik bas hari tuh ...
Korang bayangkan k ...
Aku duduk di row ke -9 (single seat) ...
Dan bas aku ni, ada 10 row ...

Semasa bas aku berhenti di area Merapoh untuk berehat sebentar ...
Aku turun lerr ...
Menghilangkan sejuk2 dan sengal2 di badan ...
Selepas 20 min, aku naik balik bas tu ...
Seat banyak kosong ...
Bile je aku sampai ke row ke-2 ...
Ada minah ni yang lepak di row-10 berjalan ke depan dengan laju
dan menghala ke seatnye di row ke-2 ...
Aku pun, beri laluan pada dia dengan me'masukkan' diri aku sikit ke seat double row ke-2 ...

Tapi ...

Dengan gediknye ...
Dia membongkokkan badannya dan mengambil barang di atas seatnye ...
Dengan sengaja bontotnya ... di halakan ke arah ... private part ku ...
dengan SENGAJA!
I have no other words to say, unless: SIAL!
Dia pulak dengan gediknye pandang aku, senyum dan cakap ...
'Opsss, Sorry!'
Haram ...

Sejam lebeih selepas peristiwa tu, dia telah dikantoikan oleh drives bas sedang
berasmaradana dengan mamat di seat row ke-10 ...
Memang perempuan itu gedik ...

Tak malu ke?

Komen dari bashori: Rezeki untuk aku sebenarnya ...
Komen dari aku: Rezeki kalau pompuan tu cun ... tapi pompuan ni ... mmg langsung tak cun! rang nak aku describe die? hahaha ... tak baik kutuk ciptaan Allah.

Sesungguhnya, perempuan itu memang murah ...

Wahai perempuan-perempuan, satu ingatan ku ... jika kau senang di ajak keluar dan senang di sentuh ... kamu hanya popular untuk di gedik-gedik ...

Comments

  1. Fadhlinasir Nama DiberiApril 8, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    smack la mase die tonggeng2 tu..
    ape la..
    musuh jgn di cari uddin...

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  2. harniza hameedApril 8, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    huhuhuhu....
    malu2...
    memalukan kaum pompuan jek..
    huhuuuh
    =(

    ReplyDelete
  3. pujahApril 9, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    sial gile bitch tu...nak muntah aku bace..tak sangke wujud plak pempuan gile sex neh..eeeeee!

    ReplyDelete
  4. pjaApril 9, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    hahaha
    xtulis komen dari aku ker???
    hahaha..ok2 ok2 aku komen la..

    hai..nila dunia akhir zaman..bila perempuan sudah ilang malu..~

    ReplyDelete
  5. Mohd HazaruddinApril 9, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    kawan-kawan ...

    manusia ...
    tu baru sorang ...
    tak jumpa lagi yang lain ...
    yang lagi pelik dan aneh!

    take care

    ReplyDelete
  6. hadyApril 11, 2009 at 3:07 AM

    ok la tu
    aku pernah kena kejar ngan psycho gila seks, takut tuhan saja yang tahu!

    ReplyDelete

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